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Funny February #1

Note: today I am starting Funny February, in which I’ll attempt to be funny, though I should warn you that even when I try to be funny I’m likely to punch you in the stomach. This very short essay below, for example, is surprisingly deceptive, or at least it was for me. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself suddenly not laughing at all.

Note #2: I pub…