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Old Man Butt

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Paul Crenshaw
May 21, 2025
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A quick note to say that way back in February I was supposed to write funny essays for the whole month. I think I wrote two. Anyway, we’ll get back to posting sad shit soon enough, and probably some angry political shit, and I have a post coming up about shit itself, but for today I’m writing about butts, because I am, at heart, an 8th grade boy, as I h…

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