You found your opening sentences. Also, I worked with the guy who smells like a vat of oil. His name was Otto and he was the janitor on the swing shift. Walked with a pretty severe limp and smoked Camel filterless.
I love this. Jenn sounds hilarious. Paul, you got me thinking about writing down the stuff my husband Ben says, because most of the time, I'm like, "Wait, what? Did you seriously just say that?" And then I promptly forget it. This was great. A reprieve from the heaviness in the world. Thank you.
I want to hang out with Jenn
ME TOO!! 🤣😍
My husband: after all it’s good to be sporadic. Me: I think you mean spontaneous
You found your opening sentences. Also, I worked with the guy who smells like a vat of oil. His name was Otto and he was the janitor on the swing shift. Walked with a pretty severe limp and smoked Camel filterless.
What’s the penis up drug? That is the one….😂😂😂😂
My husband could not think of the words “baby shower” so said “pregnancy party” which is what I will always use instead
Can’t pick a favorite. Unless it’s Jenn herself.
That’s a good favorite <3
This is hilarious.
My Bloke mixed up pear-shaped with shitshow and made shit-shaped. I use it liberally. The current world political status demands it.
I may borrow that one. Brilliant.
That is some fucking funny shit.
I love her.
I love this. Jenn sounds hilarious. Paul, you got me thinking about writing down the stuff my husband Ben says, because most of the time, I'm like, "Wait, what? Did you seriously just say that?" And then I promptly forget it. This was great. A reprieve from the heaviness in the world. Thank you.
She’s hilarious 🤣🤣 and now I want to be her friend!
Thank you for sharing her with us. Made my day brighter 🤣🩵
Exactly my thinking……thanks. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
These are great. You could probably write some funny essay with these titles.
I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard, but it sure did! Thank you!
A couple of no-context things Mike and I have said to our kids:
Mike (sternly): "The roof is not a toy."
Me (putting my foot down): "No pickles in the shower."
"He’s a model? Maybe a foot model."
This is some brutal shit!
Now I need to know the answer to “Why would you put ‘Rest in peace, Dad,’ on your butt crack?”
Oh we don’t know. She was asking someone on TV that, who, literally, had that tramp-stamp tattooed on her.
Penis Up Drug - another great band name. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻